What movies have not aged well?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Dr No

What is the best reply if your boyfriend asks you,"why do you love me?"

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

From Russia With Love

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Can a mother forget her child after she puts him or her up for adoption?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why are breasts attractive?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

I broke up with my boyfriend because he wasn’t transparent about his past, it hurts me and he doesn’t care. I told him in the beginning of our relationship that it was a deal breaker for me what do I do?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-J W Pepper

What a list actors/ actresses are notorious for being jerks in real life?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

The Man with the Golden Gun

How is sex with a woman for gay men?

Moonraker

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Goldfinger

If Jesus spoke against abortion and prioritized family values, how quickly would he be dismissed as a patriarchal figure by modern progressives?

-”She is very sexyful!”

A View to a Kill

Octopussy

Are you afraid of being alone?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why was the rock band Kiss so successful?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond slapping Tracy.